joostz9:

I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.

distaction:

she wears short skirts i wear t shirts shes cheer captain and im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating

galacticdad:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)